Even if you consider yourself someone who likes giving blow jobs, you've probably had some moments when you were like "not so much right now. Even when it doesn't take forever, it still feels like it's taking forever. How long have I been doing this for? Forty minutes? It's only been 10? Well, in blow job minutes, that's like an hour and a half, so I stand by my original point. You're way too aware of the weird noises your mouth is making. I sound like a kid annoyingly taking a lollipop in and out of her mouth at the grocery store. Great, now I'm thinking about kids. What is wrong with me?
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2. Be cool if they want to use a condom
They're for real! I believe that most people give blow jobs for one of two reasons: 1 for love, and 2 for money. And yes, I learned that theory on the now-defunct blog of a coed call girl who taught me a lot about love, life, and taking a full-course load while riding various strangers for cash. So, yeah. I give my husband blow jobs on a fairly regular basis because he pays me. JK, it's because I love him and he loves them and it makes me happy to make him happy and it's a part of our healthy? And yeah, I definitely have a decent time giving them. But most times, I'm not going to pass on the chance to not give them for a month. My husband on the other hand? Well, let's just say he wasn't in love with the idea.
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And yet still they do dumb ass things during oral sex, thereby decreasing their chances of repeat action. Have you never had one? Have you watched so much porn you think this is the norm?
Tadao Cern , a Lithuanian photographer based in Vilnius City, did this amazing set of portraits of them! The results are beautiful in their own special way , so take a moment and check out this set of photos. Hope no one got hurt during the shoot. Via Colossal. Check out the Fstoppers Store for in-depth tutorials from some of the best instructors in the business. We used to do that stuff when I worked in a cabinet shot years ago. We just never thought to take pics.
